Oh no! Suddenly, I am a cat.
WHAT IS THIS FURFAGGOTRY
It's not like I did it on purpose -- I just woke up this morning and there they were, cat ears. I've done some research, and it seems the Japanese call it nekomimi
I woke up this morning and saw a large inhuman thing looking in through my window. It was wrinkled all over like an elephant's underbelly and it wore a purple feather boa. I haven't been doing well since then and can't bring myself to care about your inexplicably acquired ears.Or mine.
I think I saw the same thing, actually, only I saw him shopping in the mall yesterday with a man whose chin had apparently receded all the way back into his neck.They looked quite happy together. Strange though, that they had cat ears too. Did you end up with any other feline appendages?
Don't be ridiculous, you filthy stew! Chins don't work that way!I have a tail. It is soft and fuzzy.
Interesting. I also have a tail, with apparently a complete range of motion. I wonder where the new musculature must attach to an obviously unfeline spine, and why it swings back and forth on its own when I find something interesting?And apparently, some chins do work that way.
May the heavens damn you for making me think about that! Now my back hurts and I can't take my mind off where my tail goes! I should go get an x-ray done or something of that sort!Morgan, are your human ears intact and in place?
No, both the shape and function of my usual ears seems to have been transferred to the new cat ears. I wonder how something like this could have happened?If you get that X-ray, I'd be very interested in seeing the results.